Observaciones

Their apples are inferior to our own in both texture and flavor.

The back wheels of the shopping carts swivel instead of staying fixed. This feature allows one to move the cart sideways, even when one has other plans—such as turning, for instance. Mothers rounding corners in the supermarket resemble racecar drivers losing traction and skidding sideways. Messy.

My apartment has a bidet. Having spent much time examining it from a safe distance, I have not dared use it. Perhaps I shall venture a ride next week, or next month. I will keep you posted. But to be honest, I am not unscared of it.

The ol' inside-out-bag-to-pick-up-the-dog-poop trick hasn't arrived to Buenos Aires yet. Or maybe it has and they're simply not interested. Either way, I have very nearly missed close acquaintance with several varieties of native product here in my own neighborhood.